The Off Topic Thread

[cmlean]

You could factor in a value for x.

x=wt x 20

That would be horizontal me thinks.

[Julian Mayo]

You could factor in a value for x.

x=wt x 20

That would be horizontal me thinks.

Slightly off the perpendicular

[cmlean]

Tending to a more acute angle relative to the floor as the bar stool slowly topples over.

[Julian Mayo]

Tending to a more acute angle relative to the floor as the bar stool slowly topples over.

My hypothesis is that the floor rises, accelerating, at an angle to meet the barstool and its occupant. Which is why I always drink standing up, with shoulder blades in close proximity to wall. Thus when the unruly floor begins its intoxicated antics one may slide gently and gracefully to a sitting position where further study of the bottom of ones alcohol recepticle may take place with minimum disruption, and maximum safety,with an often enhanced view. It is best to position oneself away from nails and other protuberances on the wall.

[mlittle]

Tending to a more acute angle relative to the floor as the bar stool slowly topples over.

My hypothesis is that the floor rises, accelerating, at an angle to meet the barstool and its occupant. Which is why I always drink standing up, with shoulder blades in close proximity to wall. Thus when the unruly floor begins its intoxicated antics one may slide gently and gracefully to a sitting position where further study of the bottom of ones alcohol recepticle may take place with minimum disruption, and maximum safety,with an often enhanced view. It is best to position oneself away from nails and other protuberances on the wall.

Okay, then.......

[gkaytaz]

...when the unruly floor begins its intoxicated antics one may slide gently and gracefully to a sitting position where further study of the bottom of ones alcohol recepticle may take place with minimum disruption, and maximum safety...

Well said. Under normal circumstances you cannot fall off the floor.

[Julian Mayo]

...when the unruly floor begins its intoxicated antics one may slide gently and gracefully to a sitting position where further study of the bottom of ones alcohol recepticle may take place with minimum disruption, and maximum safety...

Well said. Under normal circumstances you cannot fall off the floor.

Sadly, normal rarely applies to occurences in my vicinity

[gkaytaz]

...when the unruly floor begins its intoxicated antics one may slide gently and gracefully to a sitting position where further study of the bottom of ones alcohol recepticle may take place with minimum disruption, and maximum safety...

Well said. Under normal circumstances you cannot fall off the floor.

Sadly, normal rarely applies to occurences in my vicinity

It's not always a bad thing to diverge from normality.

[Julian Mayo]

Well said. Under normal circumstances you cannot fall off the floor.

Sadly, normal rarely applies to occurences in my vicinity

It's not always a bad thing to diverge from normality.

provided the return path is well lit.......

[gkaytaz]

Sadly, normal rarely applies to occurences in my vicinity

It's not always a bad thing to diverge from normality.

provided the return path is well lit.......

Aren't we gloomy today. What's up?

[Julian Mayo]

It's not always a bad thing to diverge from normality.

provided the return path is well lit.......

Aren't we gloomy today. What's up?

The bottom of the bottle...........glug glug glug.......sadly its contents are finite
Thanks for asking, aint nothin that a few well aimed rounds wouldn't fix.....provided I reloaded n emptied the magazine if it twitched

[gkaytaz]

provided the return path is well lit.......

Aren't we gloomy today. What's up?

The bottom of the bottle...........glug glug glug.......sadly its contents are finite
Thanks for asking, aint nothin that a few well aimed rounds wouldn't fix.....provided I reloaded n emptied the magazine if it twitched

Well then. I will buy you a six-shooter of WT. Aiming part is up to you

[Julian Mayo]

Aren't we gloomy today. What's up?

The bottom of the bottle...........glug glug glug.......sadly its contents are finite
Thanks for asking, aint nothin that a few well aimed rounds wouldn't fix.....provided I reloaded n emptied the magazine if it twitched

Well then. I will buy you a six-shooter of WT. Aiming part is up to you

I never miss with that sort of ammo

[gkaytaz]

I never miss with that sort of ammo

Off to the bar then

[Julian Mayo]

I never miss with that sort of ammo

Off to the bar then

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