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Re: None genuine Press release from the FIA

Post by Julian Mayo » Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:21 pm

TK9780 wrote::wave: Hi all

A up dated press release from the FIA :twisted: says that a crash test standard for item ‘X54254/Y5438’ or ‘Plastic cups large with inserted straw [unbent], has been agreed between ‘Formula one teams’ :P and the FIA :twisted: .
Although pre-crash testing, results don’t look good :cry: with both ‘Cup and Straw’ :oops: failing 2g side impact tests.
Be dangerous for Ralf then 8)
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Re: None genuine Press release from the FIA

Post by gkaytaz » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:43 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
TK9780 wrote::wave: Hi all

A up dated press release from the FIA :twisted: says that a crash test standard for item ‘X54254/Y5438’ or ‘Plastic cups large with inserted straw [unbent], has been agreed between ‘Formula one teams’ :P and the FIA :twisted: .
Although pre-crash testing, results don’t look good :cry: with both ‘Cup and Straw’ :oops: failing 2g side impact tests.
Be dangerous for Ralf then 8)
'specially at Indy :)
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Post by Southernman » Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:09 am

Is this the straw thats breaking a prancing horses back. :roll:

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Post by gkaytaz » Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:34 pm

Southernman wrote:Is this the straw thats breaking a prancing horses back. :roll:
Depends on what Kimi drinks through the straw :wink:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:27 pm

gkaytaz wrote:
Southernman wrote:Is this the straw thats breaking a prancing horses back. :roll:
Depends on what Kimi drinks through the straw :wink:
Sigh, that is a crude question......
Is the straw teflon coated?
What is the diameter of the straw?
Is the semi-vacuum created by the s.ucker greater than the eddy left in the suckee?
Will the Toyota overall contain a hipflask, thereby introducing an aspect of redundancy to the straw, and thus freeing up teflon on the world trading markets.
Will this put Wall Street into hyperdrive, encouraging a certain President Flora to over-extend his country's peaceful settlement of other nations, then when it is found that Kimi prefers a straw, will we see stockbrokers queueing up to jump from the 133rd floor......(and some reckon 13 is an unlucky number 8) )....followed by severe Bush pruning?
What came first......the straw or the Camel?

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Post by gkaytaz » Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:17 pm

Julian Mayo wrote: Will the Toyota overall contain a hipflask, thereby introducing an aspect of redundancy to the straw, and thus freeing up teflon on the world trading markets.
Ralf wouldn't fit into the cockpit wearing that :)
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Post by Julian Mayo » Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:22 am

gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: Will the Toyota overall contain a hipflask, thereby introducing an aspect of redundancy to the straw, and thus freeing up teflon on the world trading markets.
Ralf wouldn't fit into the cockpit wearing that :)
He carries it where his ticker should be :evil:

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Post by jacfan » Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:49 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: Will the Toyota overall contain a hipflask, thereby introducing an aspect of redundancy to the straw, and thus freeing up teflon on the world trading markets.
Ralf wouldn't fit into the cockpit wearing that :)
He carries it where his ticker should be :evil:
Oh :shock: I thought he kept it where his thinker should be!!!
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Post by gkaytaz » Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:21 pm

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Ralf wouldn't fit into the cockpit wearing that :)
He carries it where his ticker should be :evil:
Oh :shock: I thought he kept it where his thinker should be!!!
Sometimes he gives the impression of using the wrong "thinker" :wink:
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