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by Julian Mayo » Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:28 am
"He said..she said....."
The whole business reeks.
Mysterious white powders,Nigel flees, Ferrari secrets in the hands of a McLaren employee,(who conveniently leaves them in an easily found place) and suddenly their cars gain ascendancy, then the secret is out and just as suddenly, Ferrai have a one-two............what is this....Monty Python?
is it the work of the pink Panther? Where is the noble Inspector Clousseau when you need him.
Nigel Stepney....ahh..what a name for a villian! Is he a tall cadaverous looking chap, with dark hair and moustache? Prone to wearing a black cape?
Will it be found that the dastardly Ferrari paid him a zillion bucks to plant the material on his McLaren friend to bring the noble white nights of McLaren to ignomy and ill-repute?
Did the conniving Ron, and his love-child, conspire with Nige to outwit the illustrious Scuderia?
Did Ferrari have a mole in McLaren, stealing their secrets, and all the rest is a cover, to divert attention?
Was the g g ghost of Bruce McLaren the mysterious third party who alerted Ferrari?
Was it the tea-lady?
Tune in next week for the next chapter of the saga, brought to you by Mad Max and the F1 Publicity Team!!!!