Or is it the other way around? She has been making suggestions that go against the nature of all things cousinly.

Now to rid your mind of such evil thoughts I suggest you think about something along the lines of stamp collecting, Trivial Pursuit or even a good old game of table tennis. This will keep you busy and out of reach of the devil's thoughts.
If you need in other advice I will be in the hot tub with a glass of champers and a plate of organic strawberries.
