Best Australian Joke (Beer chat!!)

Bundy · Post by **Bundy** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:07 pm

Hang on...We could be doing a massive dis-service to our country bagging Fosters like this...

They may end up having to sell the over-supply here because people cotton on that it is cr*p beer..

Fosters - I love the stuff, its great, can't get enough. Its just a pity they export all the good stuff and don't sell it here

rah · Post by **rah** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:10 pm

Hey, for the yanks whats the alternative. American beer? be serious. Although they could start drinking more German stuff. Fancy a heinie?

Bundy · Post by **Bundy** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:27 pm

julian mayo wrote:Melbourne Bitter...Do not confuse it with its ugly big sister Victorian Bitter
Coopers, any of these ie, lager ale etc.
Carlton Crown lager,
Far Nth Oueensland lager
Resch's Pilsener, an old style creamy pilsener
Cascade, in a drought
Happy sampling
JIM, do not be surprised if WW3 breaks out over beer. Australians are very parochial and a tad bigoted about beer.
cheers

Melb Bitter - well its better than Fosters & VB
Coopers - Agree...They're not bad
Crowny - Pretty Good
Far Nth Oueensland lager - Never heard of it....I hope your not trying to push XXXX. Coz that stuff is Camel's P*ss
Cascade - Not Bad

Some Others I'd recommend:
Toohey's Extra Dry
Little Creatures Pale Ale, If you can get your hands on it. Is a local WA Boutique Beer so may by almost impossible.
Swan Draught is OK
Carlton Premium Dry
James Squire, another WA Boutique beer
Boag's is not bad

Stay Away from:
Fosters
XXXX
West End
Emu
VB

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:35 pm

rah wrote:I drink a lot of tooheys products at the moment.

But maybe thats just because I know someone that works there.

even that is not an excuse

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:36 pm

bundy wrote:
rah wrote:
julian mayo wrote:
6pm on a 40deg day at Kalgoorlie after a 1000km drive and so cold you can't taste it, it is acceptable,..just
It's still better than fosters.
no question!!!!!

absulutely

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:39 pm

bundy wrote:
julian mayo wrote:Melbourne Bitter...Do not confuse it with its ugly big sister Victorian Bitter
Coopers, any of these ie, lager ale etc.
Carlton Crown lager,
Far Nth Oueensland lager
Resch's Pilsener, an old style creamy pilsener
Cascade, in a drought
Happy sampling
JIM, do not be surprised if WW3 breaks out over beer. Australians are very parochial and a tad bigoted about beer.
cheers
Melb Bitter - well its better than Fosters & VB
Coopers - Agree...They're not bad
Crowny - Pretty Good
Far Nth Oueensland lager - Never heard of it....I hope your not trying to push XXXX. Coz that stuff is Camel's P*ss
Cascade - Not Bad

Some Others I'd recommend:
Toohey's Extra Dry
Little Creatures Pale Ale, If you can get your hands on it. Is a local WA Boutique Beer so may by almost impossible.
Swan Draught is OK
Carlton Premium Dry
James Squire, another WA Boutique beer
Boag's is not bad

Stay Away from:
Fosters
XXXX
West End
Emu
VB

I wouldnt offer a xxxx to anyone, cept Moseley or Bernie

Bundy · Post by **Bundy** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:59 pm

they called it XXXX because after you have a drink you dance around screaming XXXX, XXXX, XXXX

Bundy · Post by **Bundy** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:09 pm

I find it quite amusing that a FULL strength US beer has around 2% alcohol the same as a LIGHT Aussie beer.

No wonder when their Sailors come out here and get on the squirt they end up passed out in the gutters.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:09 pm

bundy wrote:they called it XXXX because after you have a drink you dance around screaming XXXX, XXXX, XXXX

Geez, and all this time I thought it was cos Qlders can't spell

I stii reckon that Boags sounds like something that came out of somebody's nose ( distant sounds of JV retching, off to the side)

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:12 pm

bundy wrote:I find it quite amusing that a FULL strength US beer has around 2% alcohol the same as a LIGHT Aussie beer.

No wonder when their Sailors come out here and get on the squirt they end up passed out in the gutters.

or spend the night passed out and going backwards and forwards on a Sydney harbour ferry, and that was only ten schooners of carlton at the "Evening Star"