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by K » Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:35 am
It's been a while but as ever you guys continue to crack me up.
Well for what it's worth here's my alternative for the non-Alonsos'-a***-kisser, of course if your a non-Schmuis'-a***-kisser it wont all be to your taste... Oh well you can't please everyone
Drivers
01 - M. Schumacher, shows the kids how it's done.
02 - Raikkonen, claws back points lost early in season due to another poor merc.
03 - Barichello, Honda on fire.
04 - Button, just shaded by Rubens.
05 - Fisichella, Flavios' new best friend.
06 - Massa, personifies the true extent of Michaels' brilliance.
07 - Motoya, falls out with Big Ron & co.
08 - Alonso, dropped three races before the end of the season just like Trulli.
09 - Webber, shows Jr how to drive an F1 car.
10 - Kovalainen, more than fills Alonsos' boots.
11 - Trulli, nice qualifying.
12 - Coulthard, better than the car.
13 - De La Rosa, steps in when JPM breaks his finger picking his nose.
14 - Ralf? Oh dear.
15 - Klien, quick(ish) in a slow car
16 - Heidfeld, does well.
17 - Rosberg Jr, hits the learning curve.
18 - Montero, consistant but boring.
19 - JV, not as good as he thinks he is.
20 - Liuzzi, can't for-fill junior category promise.
21 - Albers, makes it to the end of the season unlike some.
22 - What Speed.
23 - Sato, zero.
24 - Ide, finishes less than half of the GPs.
Constructors
All results are declared null & void after all teams are revealed to be cheating and not just Ferrari as some might have you believe. The whistle blower is Max Mosely who in a last ditch attempt to rule the world as his father would have takes all the teams earnings and runs for U.S. President. The teams declare themselves to all be winners now that Mad Max has flown the cuckoos' nest and everyone lives happily ever after.
Seven Times.