Gr8 dialogues JayVeeJayVee wrote:Can someone explain why Massa has done something like 40 laps on Friday while Michael only did something like 20 ? Has Ferrari just remembered Massa needs some time in the car ?
I know he has a new engine but this engine is to be used in Australia too!
Here is my explanation:
Ross Brawn: That Massa kid is pretty fast MichaelYou know he isn't like Barrichello, we don't let him touch the car in the winter yet he did better than you in qualifying (you know he had more fuel don't you)
(Michael shakes his head)
Ross Brawn: So what are we going to do ? We can't keep playing with the brakes otherwise Jean's son would start getting suspicious.
Michael: Perhaps we can play a bit with his engine ?
Ross Brawn: What a brilliant idea Michael, you always come up with those great ideas. We can say that when he went off too much sand got into his engine and we need to replace it.
Michael: What a brilliant idea
Ross Brawn: That way we'll make sure he is at least 10 places behind you. And if he gets close, we'll stuff up his second pit stop. Make sure you hide that tyre on your way out! We don't want him to do what Raikkonen did to Montoya on you OK!
Michael: Also get him to do a lot of laps on Friday, tell him he's got a fresh engine, that should also stuff him up for Australia
Ross Brawn: You are a genious Michael
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No offence guys

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