The 2006 Hungarian Grand Prix

[gkaytaz]

You're welcome.

Where the hell is revelstone?
3 stubbies of Wild Turkey past the Ladies Lounge?

Nope. It's a location from Stephen R Donaldson's "Chronicles of Thomas Covenant: the Unbeliever" series (double trilogy, 3rd one on the way). Recommended reading if you happen to like JRR Tolkien, Frank Herbert or Tad Williams style novels.

[Julian Mayo]

You're welcome.

Where the hell is revelstone?
3 stubbies of Wild Turkey past the Ladies Lounge?

Nope. It's a location from Stephen R Donaldson's "Chronicles of Thomas Covenant: the Unbeliever" series (double trilogy, 3rd one on the way). Recommended reading if you happen to like JRR Tolkien, Frank Herbert or Tad Williams style novels.

Like all of the above, read all of JRR when I was eighteen.
I expect to resume reading when
A/JayVee comes to her senses and marries me.
B/ when I am a single parent to 3 grown children
C/ when I am in jail for murdering three kids.

[gkaytaz]

Like all of the above, read all of JRR when I was eighteen.
I expect to resume reading when
A/JayVee comes to her senses and marries me.
B/ when I am a single parent to 3 grown children
C/ when I am in jail for murdering three kids.

Uh, by the looks of it your future marriage with her should be considered eternal if it outlasts a carton of milk

[Amjad]

Where the hell is revelstone?
3 stubbies of Wild Turkey past the Ladies Lounge?

Nope. It's a location from Stephen R Donaldson's "Chronicles of Thomas Covenant: the Unbeliever" series (double trilogy, 3rd one on the way). Recommended reading if you happen to like JRR Tolkien, Frank Herbert or Tad Williams style novels.

Like all of the above, read all of JRR when I was eighteen.
I expect to resume reading when
A/JayVee comes to her senses and marries me.
B/ when I am a single parent to 3 grown children
C/ when I am in jail for murdering three kids.

I think option C/ is most effective because of :
IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON
you get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON
you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.


IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.


IN PRISON
you get your own toilet.

AT WORK
you have to share.

IN PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Hummmmmm........

Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for ???

Kill your Wife...!!!!!!

[<T-K>]

Could things get any more hostile in this place

[Julian Mayo]

Like all of the above, read all of JRR when I was eighteen.
I expect to resume reading when
A/JayVee comes to her senses and marries me.
B/ when I am a single parent to 3 grown children
C/ when I am in jail for murdering three kids.

Uh, by the looks of it your future marriage with her should be considered eternal if it outlasts a carton of milk

Hate is the closest thing to love, they say. I will still be optimistic as the first shovel of dirt lands with a thud on my coffin

[Julian Mayo]

Nope. It's a location from Stephen R Donaldson's "Chronicles of Thomas Covenant: the Unbeliever" series (double trilogy, 3rd one on the way). Recommended reading if you happen to like JRR Tolkien, Frank Herbert or Tad Williams style novels.

Like all of the above, read all of JRR when I was eighteen.
I expect to resume reading when
A/JayVee comes to her senses and marries me.
B/ when I am a single parent to 3 grown children
C/ when I am in jail for murdering three kids.

I think option C/ is most effective because of :
IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON
you get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON
you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.


IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.


IN PRISON
you get your own toilet.

AT WORK
you have to share.

IN PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Hummmmmm........

Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for ???

Kill your Wife...!!!!!!

The kids n I left before she killed me, Am

[Julian Mayo]

Could things get any more hostile in this place

kerfeckin oath, n waddya wanna know fer
Wanna a fight do yer....well Mfer will be along directly

[jacfan]

I expect to resume reading when
A/JayVee comes to her senses and marries me.
B/ when I am a single parent to 3 grown children
C/ when I am in jail for murdering three kids.

Nothing wrong with reading however given the three statements above, A being the one that worries me the most.... I suggest
A/Ring for an ambulance immediately. Julian has clearly been brain damaged from all his fighting with JayVee and now thinks he loves her.
B/ See if that will sort out his thinking.
C/ Lots of WT or strawberry vodka..... which is for either
a/Julian to help him over the shock
b/Me to help me over the shock
In the meantime please pass the tissues.....

[Julian Mayo]

I expect to resume reading when
A/JayVee comes to her senses and marries me.
B/ when I am a single parent to 3 grown children
C/ when I am in jail for murdering three kids.

Nothing wrong with reading however given the three statements above, A being the one that worries me the most.... I suggest
A/Ring for an ambulance immediately. Julian has clearly been brain damaged from all his fighting with JayVee and now thinks he loves her.
B/ See if that will sort out his thinking.
C/ Lots of WT or strawberry vodka..... which is for either
a/Julian to help him over the shock
b/Me to help me over the shock
In the meantime please pass the tissues.....

Methinks perhaps the only road to sanity is to
a/ Marry JV
b/ marry jacfan and Jv
c/ apologise to all who have not been members of the forum for 2 years, and do not realise that
a/Jayvee loves me from afar
B/Jayvee loves me from even further than that
C/.......no......that's unthinkable.
On a serious note, I am sure that JayVee has had one of the most enjoyable days on the forum, since I have known her, as have I..
to the would be Sir Gallahads.....Lancelot..

[gkaytaz]

Like all of the above, read all of JRR when I was eighteen.
I expect to resume reading when
A/JayVee comes to her senses and marries me.
B/ when I am a single parent to 3 grown children
C/ when I am in jail for murdering three kids.

Uh, by the looks of it your future marriage with her should be considered eternal if it outlasts a carton of milk

Hate is the closest thing to love, they say. I will still be optimistic as the first shovel of dirt lands with a thud on my coffin

And JayVee will be doing the eulogy I assume? Well, I can relate to your optimism. Honest! You know what Seinfeld says: "Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2! That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy!"

[Julian Mayo]

Uh, by the looks of it your future marriage with her should be considered eternal if it outlasts a carton of milk

Hate is the closest thing to love, they say. I will still be optimistic as the first shovel of dirt lands with a thud on my coffin

And JayVee will be doing the eulogy I assume? Well, I can relate to your optimism. Honest! You know what Seinfeld says: "Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2! That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy!"

well, being your average australian, I would prefer to stay above ground at funerals...Isuspect it is something to do with mum nagging me not to get my clothes dirty
i suspect that JayVee would rather dance on my grave than eulogise me, non the less I love her for her knowledge of F1 history, her wit, her posts that attracted the right type of people to keep the forum alive a couple of years ago, her ability to keep me in check, her timeless beauty, her parental abilities, her Nimbus, even tho' she won't let me stuff a V8 n 6 speed sequential into the middle of it..........sigh

[Redhead]

Ignoring shows weakeness

Have to disagree with you there JayVee, it takes all the strength I have to ignore most of your posts.

Sweet FA's drive was good but it will not go down in history, look at the lap times. Laps 1-17 sweet FA, Kimi and button were all running about the same pace, Lap 18 Kimi and Button pitted, sweet FA didnt, this is the main reason he was so far ahead. He built on it by lapping significantly faster for the next few laps until Kimi couldnt decide which way to look, but after the safety car period Button was going faster than sweet FA until the wheels came off.

He got penalised, end of story.

Jerez 97? Monaco 06?

So Schumi is a loser because he struggled during the race. You have obviously forgotten Hungaroring 2005 when sweet FA was LAPPED! Does that make him a loser in his WDC year? The winner of that race was driving a Mclaren, was probably about then FA got on the phone to Ron, and was clever enough to not do so on a phone Flavio had provided.

This is fun.

[Kapel]

RedHead,rules for cute are different,u should know by now.
If he gets penalised,we should forget what he did,ok!!

I shall wait to see if these rules apply to all drivers!!!

[Redhead]

RedHead,rules for cute are different,u should know by now.

Cheers Kaps, I should know better shouldnt I

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nope , hasnt worked.

I shall wait to see if these rules apply to all drivers!!!

At least there will be a plentiful supply of ice cubes around as hell freezes over