THE RUMOUR FACTORY FOR 2007

[Julian Mayo]

In his case it's altitude adjustment

so that would be an altitudinally, attitudinally adjusted Snowy
If he ever gets his feet back on the ground he will stand tall and smile for the first time in years

But I'd be wearing my smile upside down

We can adjust almost anything

[Snowy]

We can adjust almost anything

My tax?

[Julian Mayo]

so that would be an altitudinally, attitudinally adjusted Snowy
If he ever gets his feet back on the ground he will stand tall and smile for the first time in years

But I'd be wearing my smile upside down

After that many adjustments you'll be lucky to be able to wear a smile at all.

next time the wabbit chews a computer cable I suspect snowy is going to make a serious dietary adjustment

[gkaytaz]

My tax?

As the good people say: Two things are inevitable; death and taxes.

[Ed]

Sigh........I do wish someone would use this thread for its intended purpose:
IE Doorknobs is back in F1

Sounds to me like the Off Topic thread in the Formula 1 forum

Reminds me a bit of the CIRT thread

But what does the topic actually mean ? Are there any rumours being made here ? Apart from having an attitude at an altitude while being stimulated in an inverted simulator inside a badly piloted cessna

[Julian Mayo]

We can adjust almost anything

My tax?

Easy, all we need is a death certificate.........unfortunately you will have to die tho

[gkaytaz]

But what does the topic actually mean ? Are there any rumours being made here ? Apart from having an attitude at an altitude while being stimulated in an inverted simulator inside a badly piloted cessna

We even sucked you in! Wow... It all started as a harmless thread but spiralled into oblivion real quick. Off-season does not need to mean off-topic but we need something to talk about

[Julian Mayo]

Sigh........I do wish someone would use this thread for its intended purpose:
IE Doorknobs is back in F1

Sounds to me like the Off Topic thread in the Formula 1 forum

Reminds me a bit of the CIRT thread

But what does the topic actually mean ? Are there any rumours being made here ? Apart from having an attitude at an altitude while being stimulated in an inverted simulator inside a badly piloted cessna

Aint life a b#$% when the racing is over, but the adrenalin is still seeping

the topic was created for the express purpose of having a thread in which to post all the innuendo and gossip during the preseason.
In my life there is no off season, merely end of season straight in to pre-season

[Snowy]

Sigh........I do wish someone would use this thread for its intended purpose:
IE Doorknobs is back in F1

Sounds to me like the Off Topic thread in the Formula 1 forum

Reminds me a bit of the CIRT thread

But what does the topic actually mean ? Are there any rumours being made here ? Apart from having an attitude at an altitude while being stimulated in an inverted simulator inside a badly piloted cessna

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Dear Ed restore this thread to a pristene condition and it will cleanse our souls of mortal sin.

[Ed]

Well there isn't much happening in the F1 world these days. Most pieces of the puzzle have fitted in place and testing starts next month but those sessions are pretty much meaningless apart from those drivers who are lucky enough to be released from their contracts and get to test with their new teams!

So I guess we can have an off topic thread in this forum for the time being but just one OK

[Julian Mayo]

Sigh........I do wish someone would use this thread for its intended purpose:
IE Doorknobs is back in F1

Sounds to me like the Off Topic thread in the Formula 1 forum

Reminds me a bit of the CIRT thread

But what does the topic actually mean ? Are there any rumours being made here ? Apart from having an attitude at an altitude while being stimulated in an inverted simulator inside a badly piloted cessna

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Dear Ed restore this thread to a pristene condition and it will cleanse our souls of mortal sin.

I fear it will take a tad more than that Snowy

[Snowy]

Sigh........I do wish someone would use this thread for its intended purpose:
IE Doorknobs is back in F1

Sounds to me like the Off Topic thread in the Formula 1 forum

Reminds me a bit of the CIRT thread

But what does the topic actually mean ? Are there any rumours being made here ? Apart from having an attitude at an altitude while being stimulated in an inverted simulator inside a badly piloted cessna

Aint life a b#$% when the racing is over, but the adrenalin is still seeping

the topic was created for the express purpose of having a thread in which to post all the innuendo and gossip during the preseason.
In my life there is no off season, merely end of season straight in to pre-season

Don't you suffer from Pre-season tension like the rest of us?

[Ed]

I suppose the second McLaren driver has yet to be announced.

Snowy would enjoy talking about that, it would even be pleasant!!

[Snowy]

I suppose the second McLaren driver has yet to be announced.

Snowy would enjoy talking about that, it would even be pleasant!!

Very pleasant indeed

What's taking them so long?

[Julian Mayo]

Well there isn't much happening in the F1 world these days. Most pieces of the puzzle have fitted in place and testing starts next month but those sessions are pretty much meaningless apart from those drivers who are lucky enough to be released from their contracts and get to test with their new teams!

So I guess we can have an off topic thread in this forum for the time being but just one OK

Ed, I have three bits of goss which I was going to post...........(rifles thru 156cm stack of papers on desk, pistol whips children for getting them out of order, machine guns dawg with impotant paper in mouth) which i created this thread for, then Liz came over n....... but it was to do with Stryker, Doorknobs, broken contracts, Modesty Blaise.......