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Bundy · Post by **Bundy** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:16 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Totally......
Wuss

Gawd, this joint smells like the one I used to own in Casablanca, all gun oils and aircraft bits........hmm I wonder what ever did happen to that dame?
I'm off to the Ladies lounge

To join your beloved Saints no doubt!!

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:23 pm

Bundy wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Totally......
Wuss

Gawd, this joint smells like the one I used to own in Casablanca, all gun oils and aircraft bits........hmm I wonder what ever did happen to that dame?
I'm off to the Ladies lounge
To join your beloved Saints no doubt!!

My just tolerated Saints

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:49 pm

I believe I am allowed to be a wuss. After all I am of the female gender and do not have to be proving my worth by behaving like a testosterone filled gorilla.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:12 pm

jacfan wrote: I believe I am allowed to be a wuss. After all I am of the female gender and do not have to be proving my worth by behaving like a testosterone filled gorilla.

Yeah Yeah, my last partner was a female, 5ft 2inch.........She could twirl the maglight like a cheerleaders baton, crunch two kneecaps, and a shoulder on the rise, while rolling a smoke with the other hand......mother of twins..and not a T for testosterone in sight. And there was nothing gorilla like about her (that was my job)...in fact she is rather easy on the eye....so don't be hiding behind those curly eyelashes Wendywoo,......yer can't fool me

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:49 pm

Five foot two, eyes of blue

But oh what those five foot could do

Has anyone seen my gal

She sounds like the perfect partner for you.

Just for my information how do you know my name?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:57 pm

jacfan wrote:Five foot two, eyes of blue

But oh what those five foot could do

Has anyone seen my gal

She sounds like the perfect partner for you.

Just for my information how do you know my name?

she was my police partner......purely platonic....jeeez I hate that word.
Now lets see....it could be all those months of learning to trust my instincts.....it could be powers of deduction, Sherlock........or it ju s s s st might be "Wen " standing in the back row of the F1 idiots group holding a huge sign up with your name on it and a big arrow pointing down to you

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:36 am

Doh!!! I forgot about that.

I thought you were you referring to your ex when you said your last partner

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:37 am

See I really am an idiot.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:48 am

jacfan wrote:See I really am an idiot.

Why do you think you got such a warm welcome?

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:45 am

Hey I can see you up there.

You are really really tall. I bet you could be an AFL player..(note subtle link to subject Ed).

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:54 am

jacfan wrote: Hey I can see you up there. You are really really tall. I bet you could be an AFL player..(note subtle link to subject Ed).

But now I am down here

Perhaps Ruck Rover ?

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:57 am

Darn my eye will only go up

No they do go down but I still can't see you down there.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:59 am

jacfan wrote:Darn my eye will only go up No they do go down but I still can't see you down there.

The Master......teachs.....that other.............senses..........maybe.......of......more.......use than..........eyesight........when.....one cannot.......see

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:03 pm

Hmmm what other senses can I use. Let's see... I have no sense of smell... I am deaf in one ear Hmmmmm not much left.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:59 pm

jacfan wrote:Hmmm what other senses can I use. Let's see... I have no sense of smell... I am deaf in one ear Hmmmmm not much left.

Think........"ball skills"......(on topic, Ed

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