CHRISTMAS.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:53 pm

jacfan wrote:My tree don't flash...
Now a few relatives might be prone to flashing but not my lovely christmas tree.
However the lights do!!!

That tree below your name is positively pulsating

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:57 pm

Oh that is not my tree that is but a small bush that I found on my doorstep.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:00 pm

jacfan wrote:Oh that is not my tree that is but a small bush that I found on my doorstep.

It didn't look like that when I .............

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:03 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Oh that is not my tree that is but a small bush that I found on my doorstep.
It didn't look like that when I .............

Not mine but someone left it on porch and I thought I would just put it here for you all to enjoy.

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:06 pm

Will get photo of real tree later. I have taken a couple.

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:34 pm

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Oh that is not my tree that is but a small bush that I found on my doorstep.
It didn't look like that when I .............
Not mine but someone left it on porch and I thought I would just put it here for you all to enjoy.

Well, whoever's it is, it is a lovely Christmas tree, jacfan.

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:44 pm

Thank you

Just trying to bring a little bit of Christmas cheer to everyone here.

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:29 pm

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:05 am

Jacfan already has some gifts ready. Cool

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:47 am

"There's a bear in there..........."

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:45 am

Several actually.

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:08 pm

New kinda trivia: Find the hidden objects in the tree

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:28 pm

Australian Jingle Bells

Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut !,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:30 pm

Cat's Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a mouse.

'Cuzz the cat had pounced on him
And tore him apart -
Ate his mouse intestines
And chewed up his heart.

Kitty thought he heard sleighbells,
Which made him take pause -
He stopped daintily licking
The blood from his claws.

"Must be Santa," thought Kitty
(That quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
The chimney like that.

Indeed it was ol' Santa
So jolly and fat
With a huge load of presents
And all for the cat!

"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
And shed some more fur!

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:50 pm

jacfan wrote:Australian Jingle Bells

Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut !,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute

There is no rust in Therapy