The Ferrari investigation (McLaren issues apology)

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:36 pm

Let's have a bit of optimism here til the brown stuff actually does hit the fan

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:58 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:Let's have a bit of optimism here til the brown stuff actually does hit the fan

Welcome to Bernie World...

See the Big Bad Wolf chase Dennis the Menace and his arch rival the Arrogant Frog all the way to the FIA.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:37 pm

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Let's have a bit of optimism here til the brown stuff actually does hit the fan
Welcome to Bernie World... See the Big Bad Wolf chase Dennis the Menace and his arch rival the Arrogant Frog all the way to the FIA.

After I have a little lie down, two aspro, a very loooooooong shower, a massage from No 4,.....( near side rear, Striker, scottish accent

)
I will possibly comment..............or not.............cos I will be very occupied trying to figure out which particular arrogant frog, given that all frogs are arrogant, including "Froggy", my daughter, n damn it the DNA tests were positive in her favour, you are referring to.......on the other hand, I really need to go n bake some biscuits.........the kids go back to school tomorrow, n I didn't get in to town today

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:54 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:McLaren being regarded as an English Team, Hambone being English, Max living in England, ...............Methinks his Family already has enough to live down,ancestrally and historically. It might just sway the call.

If he keeps on scoring podiums you might address him as Sir Hamilton come end of the season

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:58 pm

gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:McLaren being regarded as an English Team, Hambone being English, Max living in England, ...............Methinks his Family already has enough to live down,ancestrally and historically. It might just sway the call.
If he keeps on scoring podiums you might address him as Sir Hamilton come end of the season

Ha! Not me Pal! We are the Convicts..............Hambone is a victim of Pommy Society........n his dad

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:01 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:McLaren being regarded as an English Team, Hambone being English, Max living in England, ...............Methinks his Family already has enough to live down,ancestrally and historically. It might just sway the call.
If he keeps on scoring podiums you might address him as Sir Hamilton come end of the season
Ha! Not me Pal! We are the Convicts..............Hambone is a victim of Pommy Society........n his dad

Uh, yeah, forgot about that

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:09 am

gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
If he keeps on scoring podiums you might address him as Sir Hamilton come end of the season
Ha! Not me Pal! We are the Convicts..............Hambone is a victim of Pommy Society........n his dad
Uh, yeah, forgot about that

Muskets at 20 paces

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:47 am

N Hambone is a victim of his dad......I bet Hambone cannot
play tennis
paint
Knock a shaft
know where to pack in as a flanker
bait a hook
trap a badger
Flueresce a foresight
tickle a trout
pack a 60kg pack
wash a dish
open a tin of haddock
use a tea towel
make a brew
BBQ a chook
skin a rabbit
set a table
fold a serviette, or spell it.
throw a 1-2
make a bed
catch a bus from his place to anywhere
kiss a girl, n leave it at that
read a train timetable
stalk a deer n photograph it
surf a wave, body or board
buy a ticket at the local picture theatre
stroke a domestic animal
order a chip butty n enjoy it
I feel sorry for a kid who has a Dad who abrogates his parental responsiblities for potential wealth
I have 3 kids who are quick.
Really quick.
Most kids are.
Mine are consistanly quick on their bicycles, there aint a kid in the village that will race them a round corners.
My Oldest won her first Ghymkana on her first attempt........bugga.
Her reward................change the oil, n filter, rotate the tyres using her cars's jack, tune the carbys by screwing mixture in.........out....etc
If they decide they really want to get into motorsport, I will support them.
They can skin fox, they can dance with the best of their age, they have friends with whom they exercise their imagination, they can sew on a button.
I fear for Hambone's Dad, Hambone, n the Ambos that will have to clean up the mess in 5 years time.........unless Hambone out Schueys Schuey
Because their lives will be so empty
.........n what of Mrs Hambone???????

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:57 am

on the other hand, I really need to go n bake some biscuits

And the award for DGotY goes to .......... Julian Mayo...

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:01 am

jacfan wrote:
on the other hand, I really need to go n bake some biscuits
And the award for DGotY goes to .......... Julian Mayo...

Okay.................

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:03 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:
on the other hand, I really need to go n bake some biscuits
And the award for DGotY goes to .......... Julian Mayo...
Okay.................

You are most welcome. I thought I was a Domestic Godess but you put me to shame.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:12 am

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote: And the award for DGotY goes to .......... Julian Mayo...
Okay.................

You are most welcome. I thought I was a Domestic Godess but you put me to shame.

Thankyou.......but

Having Puppies kinda learns yer...........not me ...........maim.......the kids went all goo-goo.........maim went all protective......have to take the bikkys up to the local hospital, n the vets......I neither fear nor favour when it comes to chastisement of mine

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:52 am

Julian Mayo wrote:N Hambone is a victim of his dad......I bet Hambone cannot
play tennis
paint
Knock a shaft
know where to pack in as a flanker
bait a hook
trap a badger
Flueresce a foresight
tickle a trout
pack a 60kg pack
wash a dish
open a tin of haddock
use a tea towel
make a brew
BBQ a chook
skin a rabbit
set a table
fold a serviette, or spell it.
throw a 1-2
make a bed
catch a bus from his place to anywhere
kiss a girl, n leave it at that
read a train timetable
stalk a deer n photograph it
surf a wave, body or board
buy a ticket at the local picture theatre
stroke a domestic animal
order a chip butty n enjoy it
I feel sorry for a kid who has a Dad who abrogates his parental responsiblities for potential wealth
I have 3 kids who are quick.
Really quick.
Most kids are.
Mine are consistanly quick on their bicycles, there aint a kid in the village that will race them a round corners.
My Oldest won her first Ghymkana on her first attempt........bugga.
Her reward................change the oil, n filter, rotate the tyres using her cars's jack, tune the carbys by screwing mixture in.........out....etc
If they decide they really want to get into motorsport, I will support them.
They can skin fox, they can dance with the best of their age, they have friends with whom they exercise their imagination, they can sew on a button.
I fear for Hambone's Dad, Hambone, n the Ambos that will have to clean up the mess in 5 years time.........unless Hambone out Schueys Schuey
Because their lives will be so empty
.........n what of Mrs Hambone???????

Probably can't swim either...

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:48 pm

Just a thought, .....if the FIA strips points from McLaren, or outs them for the season, and that has a perceived detrimental effect on Mercedes/McLaren business outside of F1, would they counter- sue Mad Max for mega-millions?

cmlean · Post by **cmlean** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:51 pm

So he'll just out them for 2/3/4 GP's. With Hambone always finishing on the podium and Alonso also in the points, that will drop them below Ferrari in the manufacturers, Massa & Kimi in the drivers and we can start the season all over again.