Jokes

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:23 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Ummm not so sure about that. She might accidently perform surgery on you during the night.
I would worry that she would not know how to have fun without a freshly farmed brain in her handbag.
Hmmmm....good point.
I'd rather a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy

I'll drink to that

Anyone for a strawberry vodka?

1 1/2 oz strawberry vodka
1 1/2 oz strawberry schnapps
1 1/2 oz cranberry juice

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker over ice. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a strawberry, and serve.

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmy

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:03 pm

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Ummm not so sure about that. She might accidently perform surgery on you during the night.
I would worry that she would not know how to have fun without a freshly farmed brain in her handbag.
Hmmmm....good point.
I'd rather a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
I'll drink to that Anyone for a strawberry vodka?

1 1/2 oz strawberry vodka
1 1/2 oz strawberry schnapps
1 1/2 oz cranberry juice

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker over ice. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a strawberry, and serve.

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmy

Probably wont go well with Wild Turkey. I think I would rather have a lip infusion

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:57 pm

Ahhh yes the lip infusion. Well unfortunately I have been having dinner out and ended up having a James Boag. So no strawberry tonight.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:43 pm

jacfan wrote:Ahhh yes the lip infusion. Well unfortunately I have been having dinner out and ended up having a James Boag. So no strawberry tonight.

Pilot.......nuke Tasmania

NOW

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:34 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Ahhh yes the lip infusion. Well unfortunately I have been having dinner out and ended up having a James Boag. So no strawberry tonight.
Pilot.......nuke Tasmania NOW

Kamakazi

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:49 am

<T-K> wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Ahhh yes the lip infusion. Well unfortunately I have been having dinner out and ended up having a James Boag. So no strawberry tonight.
Pilot.......nuke Tasmania NOW

Kamakazi

nyet

Its amazing .........the things one could pick up when the ruskis fled from Afghanistan

.........including the russian version of the Cessna
chocks away

oooooooooooooooooops............is that the bar...................closing fast...............

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:37 pm

Don't worry I will make up for it tonight. hmmmmmmm strawberry vodka or perhaps a few "shots" will be the way to go. Have to wait and see what is on offer. Knowing my luck it will be coffee.

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:40 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Ahhh yes the lip infusion. Well unfortunately I have been having dinner out and ended up having a James Boag. So no strawberry tonight.
Pilot.......nuke Tasmania NOW

Now don't go nuking Tassie. I like Tassie

Nice beer and nice places to stay. We went there a couple of years ago for our anniversary.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:59 pm

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Ahhh yes the lip infusion. Well unfortunately I have been having dinner out and ended up having a James Boag. So no strawberry tonight.
Pilot.......nuke Tasmania NOW
Now don't go nuking Tassie. I like Tassie Nice beer and nice places to stay. We went there a couple of years ago for our anniversary.

Of what ? Drinking Strawberry vodkas ?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:03 pm

jacfan wrote:Don't worry I will make up for it tonight. hmmmmmmm strawberry vodka or perhaps a few "shots" will be the way to go. Have to wait and see what is on offer. Knowing my luck it will be coffee.

I am going to a party tonight. Sans kids. Flying solo. Sailing single handed. Alone. By myself. Unaccompanied.........

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:05 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
<T-K> wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
Pilot.......nuke Tasmania NOW

Kamakazi
nyet

Its amazing .........the things one could pick up when the ruskis fled from Afghanistan .........including the russian version of the Cessna
chocks away

oooooooooooooooooops............is that the bar...................closing fast...............

Nope.....it's me flying another cessna right behind you, T-K........now, let's line up the approach for landing.........that's right, you're right on the glide slope for the bar.....and there's the landing.....just think, you landed right on top of the bar without a scratch!!

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:32 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Don't worry I will make up for it tonight. hmmmmmmm strawberry vodka or perhaps a few "shots" will be the way to go. Have to wait and see what is on offer. Knowing my luck it will be coffee.
I am going to a party tonight. Sans kids. Flying solo. Sailing single handed. Alone. By myself. Unaccompanied.........

Hope you had a good night.

How old are the kids?

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:49 pm

Things I've Learned From My Cat

Make the world your playground.
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.
If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
Nap often.
When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
Life is hard, and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:45 am

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Don't worry I will make up for it tonight. hmmmmmmm strawberry vodka or perhaps a few "shots" will be the way to go. Have to wait and see what is on offer. Knowing my luck it will be coffee.
I am going to a party tonight. Sans kids. Flying solo. Sailing single handed. Alone. By myself. Unaccompanied.........
Hope you had a good night. How old are the kids?

I am the very proud single father of a 10 yr (m) 11 yr (F) 16 yr (F).
Someyimes I feel a tad tired. Nah, it was a pretty ordinary night......til a couple of us livened things up...........

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:57 am

I am the very proud single father of a 10 yr (m) 11 yr (F) 16 yr (F).
Someyimes I feel a tad tired. Nah, it was a pretty ordinary night......til a couple of us livened things up...........

I am not surprised that you sometimes feel a tad tired. Having a full time job can be tiring enough for most men. Bringing up three kids on your own can't be easy. Surprised you have any time left for yourself.