THE RUMOUR FACTORY FOR 2007

GhoGho · Post by **GhoGho** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:44 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:Rumour has it that Newey has made a breakthrough with the chassis, at Herez.

.......now if only he could fix the hydraulics.............ah wait, he's an aero guy.........maybe he should give the mechanical guys a tad more space so they can make their bits more reliable..........what?.......... why?..........

Damn, there I go thinking again................stop it, stop it, stop it now! Deep breath, ........................ok, I'm ok now...............

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:36 am

GhoGho wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Rumour has it that Newey has made a breakthrough with the chassis, at Herez.
.......now if only he could fix the hydraulics.............ah wait, he's an aero guy.........maybe he should give the mechanical guys a tad more space so they can make their bits more reliable..........what?.......... why?..........

Damn, there I go thinking again................stop it, stop it, stop it now! Deep breath, ........................ok, I'm ok now...............

TOO LATE GHO !

You are now part of that galactic whirling Abyss.
It's Name...........shudder

How do we make the bloody thing go faster?
There is no such thing as "balance" in any motorsport team.
The guy with the clout gets first go til he stuffs up, then the rest of the team tap him with a socket wrench.....one by one.......then the mecho guy gets a go.....and so on

There is only one cure for your problem Gho.
12 months sabbatical from all forms of alcohol, motorsport, vehicles, aviation, horse riding, whatever sex attracts you, surf, sunlight, audio input of any kind, in fact any kind of interpersonal interaction with anything.
(For a small fee, I can provide the address of a particular Monastery where the Retsina is divine

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GhoGho · Post by **GhoGho** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:37 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
There is only one cure for your problem Gho.
12 months sabbatical from all forms of alcohol, motorsport, vehicles, aviation, horse riding, whatever sex attracts you, surf, sunlight, audio input of any kind, in fact any kind of interpersonal interaction with anything.
(For a small fee, I can provide the address of a particular Monastery where the Retsina is divine )

OK then, I'm off, no posts from me for the next 12 months........see you all next year if the forum still exists......

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:12 am

GhoGho wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
There is only one cure for your problem Gho.
12 months sabbatical from all forms of alcohol, motorsport, vehicles, aviation, horse riding, whatever sex attracts you, surf, sunlight, audio input of any kind, in fact any kind of interpersonal interaction with anything.
(For a small fee, I can provide the address of a particular Monastery where the Retsina is divine )

OK then, I'm off, no posts from me for the next 12 months........see you all next year if the forum still exists......

The Monastery has Broadband!!!!!

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:27 pm

if Spyker wins the case against STR n Super Aguri, those teams lose all their points.
Alonso gains a point, Webbo n Ralf gain a point.
Super Aguri will be scrambling to find a chassis supplier next season

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:28 pm

I'm sure Mark will be thrilled.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:30 pm

jacfan wrote:I see you are busy creating Rumours.

The Factory has just blown it's main boiler...........These are too hot n strong................N not From Cousin Bernice, who gets a free ride to Bathurst tomorrow in Therapy.........n the Highway patrol don't come out in force til thursday. WHOOOOHOOOOO

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:31 pm

jacfan wrote:I'm sure Mark will be thrilled.

He is determined to beat Williams

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:34 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:I'm sure Mark will be thrilled.
He is determined to beat Williams

I really hope he does. He deserves some luck.

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:35 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:I see you are busy creating Rumours.
The Factory has just blown it's main boiler...........These are too hot n strong................N not From Cousin Bernice, who gets a free ride to Bathurst tomorrow in Therapy.........n the Highway patrol don't come out in force til thursday. WHOOOOHOOOOO

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:36 pm

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:I see you are busy creating Rumours.
The Factory has just blown it's main boiler...........These are too hot n strong................N not From Cousin Bernice, who gets a free ride to Bathurst tomorrow in Therapy.........n the Highway patrol don't come out in force til thursday. WHOOOOHOOOOO

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:36 pm

Have fun at Bathurst!!!

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:37 pm

jacfan wrote:Have fun at Bathurst!!!

might have trouble focusing on the races

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:39 pm

I don't think I want to ask why.

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:40 pm

Is your cousin aware of your uncousinly thoughts?